She told the doctor her problem and he said, “You have the crabs”. She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin. She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him. The doctor said, “You probably have the crabs”. “No” she said, “I am an eighty year old virgin. Frustrated, she went to a third doctor. She said, “Doctor can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch. Don’t tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty year old virgin. It can not be the crabs.” The doctor said, Jump on the table and let’s have a look.” “After examining the doctor proclaimed,… I didn’t expect the ending at all The nurse heard the scream through the door—not panic, but humiliation. An elderly woman sat inside the exam room clutching her handbag, already bracing herself. Two doctors before had dismissed her concerns with jokes and assumptions, barely listening before delivering the same crude diagnosis. Each time, she left not only untreated, but embarrassed.
She had told them the truth: she was eighty, had never been sexually active, and knew something was wrong. They didn’t believe her. The itch remained, but worse was the message she absorbed—that at her age, her body and her discomfort no longer deserved seriousness.
By the time she reached the third clinic, she expected more of the same. Instead, the doctor slowed down. He listened. He asked careful questions and examined her without judgment or humor. For the first time, she was treated as a person, not a punchline.
The diagnosis was simple and easily treated. But what mattered most wasn’t the medicine—it was being believed. After a lifetime of silence and dismissal, she left with something rarer than relief: dignity. Sometimes healing begins the moment someone finally takes you seriously.